Kennedy baggage

The whole Kennedy bonanza continues to catch in my craw, and I hereby give you my most solemn pledge, right here and now, I will not touch another blood sample or brain slide from the Kennedy clan, the speculation cooking in those categories smells like a morbid Ponzi scheme floated by some crooked coroner with fast fingers and subzero ethics.  Please direct your enquiries elsewhere, this dealer has had enough of the grassy knoll, and all the baggage that comes with it, including Jackie O.  There, I’ve said it.  And I feel a lot better, too.