Green fluff

Some more hearsay from the weird world of TV land. One of the strangest/cutest pieces of merchandise to surface recently is a sliver of green fluff, said to be sliced from the body cavity of Kermit the Frog. The sample claims to be 90% polyester, 10% residue (skin cells, sweat, hairs etc) from the hand of the Puppet Father, the late Jim Henson. It won’t fetch big bucks due to the vast numbers of Kermit clones in the Henson workshops, but tests say this frog ain’t lying. Begs the question - who is for sale here, the man or the frog? It’s not easy being green...